Terrible things are always happening
Just like yesterday I was washing the windows
And I accidentantly broke one of them
And my wife said " Oh break em all "
So I did
Later on in that evening I was washing the dishes
I accidentally broke one of em
She said "oh break em all"
So I did
Later on that night we got into bed
And I got up the urge and I start feeling on her
She says " oh cut it out"
So I Did
What six inches long and has two nuts on the end?
An Almond Joy silly
What is it a man takes out of his pants
Put into a hole and pushes with his belly?
A subway token
What do you give an elephant with diaherea?
Plenty of room
Get me another damn drink
When a rich girl kisses you, she try to kiss you with class
A poor girl will kiss you bout the same
But when my girl kisses you she slobbers all over ya
But she loving you just the same
I'm crazy about baby
Wild about loving
I like, I like to have my fun
But when I'm loving you hunny
I dont wanna have to jump up and run
So if you wanna be my baby
You got to bring it with you hunny
Bring it with you when you come
While if you wanna be my baby
Youve got to bring it with you hunny
Bring it on sugar
Bring it on baby
Bring it with you when you come
Ohhh
Last night when them
Lights was dim and low
My baby start kissing me
I didnt want her to go
I says im coming baby
Wait for me
Let the phone ring dont answer the door
Cuz when Im loving you hunny
I dont want you to jump up and go
Im crazy about my baby
Wild about loving
I like, I like to have my fun
But when Im loving you hunny
I dont wanna have to jump up and run
So if you wanna be my baby you have got to
Bring it with you hunny
Bring it with you when you come
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