Hello, help me
I have no service, I shouldn't have switched to AT&T
I cannot, even tweet
My entire world is crashing down, I feel like I'm dying
Hello, can you hear me?
Adele calm down, use the landline, you are such a drama queen
No I cancelled that, last week
I'm having a panic attack, just try outside, stop crying
This entire song is, one giant, first world problem rent
Hello, oh god no, why?
I still have zero bars outside
I'm so screwed, my life is crumbling before my eyes
Wait I know I'll go back in, and connect with wifi
Oh no I'm locked outside
I can't fucking believe this why?
Please come to the door and, let me back in the home
It's fifty degrees and all I have is this massive coat
I'm so cold...
Thank god, a payphone
In the middle of the woods, makes perfect sense normal totally
C'mon, pick it up
I can't believe I'm locked out of the house and you're not answering
It's been an hour, since my last tweet
My fans must think I'm dead
Help me I cannot get online
If I do not say hello I
Will lose my following
They will forget about me
Wait hold up I have a bar
Now I can tweet
Hello I'm still alive
I have bad service locked outside
She can't get in her house
And her service is bad
Oh poor Adele her life is
It shambles it's so sad
It's the worst day of my life
And now my fucking phone just died
Everythings gone wrong
My world's falling apart
I might as well just give up
And shove this knive in my heart
Goodbye world...
What are you doing?
You know this is a push door, right?
Now I'm gonna starve and die
Wait, that's it!
You're way too dramatic!
We're breaking up!
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