I am too lazy to cook
Plus I am awful at it when I try
I open the freezer and look
And see my nemesis is right inside
'Cause with this food there's a guarantee
It turns out scalding hot or absolutely freezing
Hot pockets why do you do this to me?
You know that I just want to eat you
But I got pock-blocked by the damn microwave
Mark my words, I'll defeat you
Hot pockets
Hot pockets
You are such a saucy minx
Literally
Your little sleeve thing never cooks you quite right
It's not simple like you'd think
And when you turn out wrong it just really bites
Again, literally
Hot pockets why do you do this to me?
You know that I just want to eat you
But I got pock-blocked by the damn microwave
Mark my words, I'll defeat you
Hot pockets
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