I wish that my life could be like a musical
Where people just randomly burst into song
Conflicts are solved in a matter of hours
And by the end most everyone gets along
Maybe I need some R rated puppets
Measure the seasons of love with my friends
Get some voice lessons from the creepy Phantom
Be a famous performer with my conjoined twin
I'm telling you if my life were like a musical
All of my feelings would perfectly rhyme
Strangers and I could dance in total unison
I'd always have people to feed me my lines
I'd fall in love with the unlikely hero
Perform All That Jazz with Velma and Roxy
Probably learn about the Book of Mormon
Maybe even try defying gravity
But it's too bad that my life is not like a musical
A fact I've been sad about for many years
But screw it, I burst into random song anyway
Let everyone think that I'm majorly weird
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