Well I was sober as a judge walkin' round Williamsburg
ya know they outta rename this place Vodkasodaburg
cause I've been drinkin with they homos
and they say that they ain't homos
but they
look like one to me.
I got $25 bucks to blow in Vodkasodaburg
Yeah, thats five drinks of five by five
and dont leave a tip.
Yeah thats ice and thats vodka and thats soda
no lime
dont put no bullshit straw into it
just now starting to get it right in Vodkasodaburg
my brain is feeling sparkly
WOOOOW
Oh I so I so appropriate alcohol
MMMMMMM
Everything is clear to me now
Well I met a local man in Vodkasodaburg
Him a self described hopeless romantic
Him gonna buy me another drink
He must be retarded
And go back to his fuckin' pad alone in Bushwick
And I went home with a mulatto
Oh yeah, he had some mighty cold snow
And thats why and he wrote a song about me
Oh yeah, I was lucky to be alive
I threw up and mosied on back to Vodkasodaburg
All the bartenders there all hate my fuckin' guts
I was just tryin' to get my time to shine
All the girls turnin' into bitches
Spending $300 on a dress just tryin' to get fucked
And this is where I get off
Oh yeah, I'm probably never gonna stop
Cause I can't
I said I'm never gonna stop, no way
I said I'm never gonna stop
STOP
I was a sad sack of shit walkin' around Williamsburg
Just like all the residents that live in Williamsburg
I was just tryin' to take my little trip to Vodkasodaburg
Can I please be anywhere else in the world except for here?
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