There's a side of me I show and a side I keep hidden
And sometimes I flip-flop, hey, no kiddin'
I use my left brain, then I use my right
I am the day and I am the night
My personality has a plurality
And that's why they call me Mister Duality
That's me
And that's me too
Part of me is Jekyll and part is Hyde
My eggs are poached and then they're fried
I can be chaste and I can be sexual
Powerful and sometimes ineffectual
My personality has a plurality
And that's why they call me Mister Duality
Two cars in my garage
My brains are very large
Two chickens in my pot
Twice as much as you've got
I'm an AM guy who's loud and boisterous
A party animal, obnoxious and roisterous
But I can be mellow, I've got an FM side
A public radio brain full of culture and serenity
Until AM returns and sets my biscuits free
'Cause there's two of me
I'm outgoing and I'm repressed
I feel damned and I feel blessed
I'm male and I'm female
I think I'm in heaven but I belong in jail
I'm dominant and I'm submissive
I'm black and I'm white
I'm inside, outside, before and after
My mind and body are slave and master
I'm funny, serious, obvious, mysterious
I'm a rude boaster and a milk toaster
My personality has a plurality
And that's why they call me Mister Duality
Two guys
One box
The two sides want to pull me apart
But we're stuck together, where do we start?
Now, that might seem to be dichotomy
But it would be worse if there were a lot of me
I don't want to have multiple personalities
'Cause two's enough
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