| 1 |
A Vision After the Sermon: Jacob Wrestling with the Junior Boys Soccer Team |
| 2 |
All the Good Guys Are Dead and I'm Twisting My Moustache |
| 3 |
And the Award for Best Post-Coital Hug Goes To... |
| 4 |
Anybody Remember John Enis, Chair of the Board of Tourism for Bad Sex, Ont.? |
| 5 |
Black Friar's Union Of Thursday Night Anarchists |
| 6 |
Broken Records |
| 7 |
Bury My Eyes at 1510 King St. W. |
| 8 |
Class Aptitude Test Results Are In, and It's Martyr or Matador for Everybody! |
| 9 |
Cobra Constant Committee Bake Sale |
| 10 |
Dig Them Up and Try to Reason With Them |
| 11 |
I've Got Your Revolution Right Here Wise Ass |
| 12 |
I've Got Your Revolution Right Here, Wiseass |
| 13 |
May Cruise Missile Diplomacy Keep Us Truthful, Good, and Mild |
| 14 |
May Cruise Missile Diplomacy Keep us Thruthful, Good, and Mild |
| 15 |
May Cruise Missle Diplomacy Make Us Truthful, Good, And Mild |
| 16 |
Pink Slip +1: 30% Resistance to Your Daughter's New Pony |
| 17 |
Pink Slip +1: 30% Resistance to yout Daugher's New Pony |
| 18 |
The 18th Brumaire of Boomer Ellsworth |
| 19 |
The Grand Preamble (Annie Get Your Gun, Mask, Ductape and Some Matches) |
| 20 |
The Starving Artist Weight-Loss Program Works...To Varying Degree... Somethetimes |
| 21 |
Walkerton, Workfare and the Wusses Who Watched |
| 22 |
Walkerton, Workfare, and the Wusses Who Whatched |
| 23 |
What I Destroyed on My Summer Vacation |
| 24 |
You're Either With Us or You're With the Satirists |
| 25 |
Zombie Cheerleader Slumber Party Massacre |
