Bowling for Soup – Almost Lyrics

I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
Almost dropped out and moved to L.A
Where I was almost famous for almost a day

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wish you woulda loved me too

Almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did five years and then seven more
'Cause I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
'Cause he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on 'cause you went away
And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin' and now I'm destined
To spend my time missin' you
I almost wish you woulda loved me too

And here I go thinkin' 'bout
All the things I coulda done
I'm gonna need a forklift 'cause
All the baggage weighs a ton (Baggage weighs a ton)
I know we had our problems
I can't remember one

I almost forgot to say something else
And if I can't fit it in, I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then I threw it away

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin' and now I'm destined
To spend my time missin' you

And I almost had you (I almost had you)
Almost had you (I almost had you)
Almost had you
I almost wish you woulda loved me too (Wish you woulda loved me too)