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Chris Rock – Table Dance Lyrics

Dance

Alright fellas, that was Ashley on the main stage
And right now Deja Vu, it's time for the Deja Vu
One for two, buy one, get two table dances
Now you know what to do
Fellas, here come the ladies, here come the ladies
Hey baby, hey baby
Hey, light-skin, light-skin, light-skin sister
Won't you come here, come on, come on
Give a brother a dance, give a brother a dance
Uh, I already got a customer

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Dark-skin sister, dark-skin sister
Won't you come here, come here, here
Give a brother a dance, come on
Give a brother a dance, come on, give a brother a dance
My shift is over
Then why don't you work some overtime then?
Shit
Okay, I understand your shift

Hey baby, come here, come here
Won't you give a brother a dance?
Come here, come here, come here
Cone roll sister, cone roll sister
Give a brother a dance, give a brother a dance
I'm a waitress

Oh, okay, okay

Damn
What am I, glass?
I think I'll sing
Ladies of Deja Vu
What must I do, to get with you?
I got a roll of twenties burnin' my pants
So here's one little question that I'd like to ask

Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up, shake it up, woo, shake that thang
Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up, shake it up, woo, shake that thang
Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up, shake it up, woo, shake that thang
Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up, shake it up, woo, shake that thang

I been workin' all week for the money I got

Lookin' for a place to spend this knot
And I'm chillin' in my Benzo
Lookin' for a place to find some maggot hoes
But that shit don't thrill me
So I head to the Magic City to get on, G

I don't dance, no need to start frontin'
I'm lookin' for a bitch that wanna move somethin'
Know what I'm sayin'? You know what I'm talkin' about
The type of bitch that turn the party out
I met a bitch named Donna who stink
With so much back, she made a blind man think
What's really happenin'?

Too many clothes, not enough booty slappin'
Now I don't need romance

All I need to know is

Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up, shake it up, woo, shake that thang
Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up, shake it up, woo, shake that thang

I'll give you a table dance
But you're white
And you're cute
This is a great table dance
Hey, you like that?
I love it
This table dance makes me wanna, makes me wanna sing

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