Cracker – Useless Stuff Lyrics

I'm so fucking sick, I'm the king of the world
I'm a genius of useless stuff
Some people, they gotta work, well I just hang around
Dreaming up useless stuff

So if I call you from time to time
I said my life is such a drag and I feel like a hag
Please shut me up
Girl, would you like to live my life?
And I'll be with you tonight
And I'll be your useless stuff

Now everybody wants to be our friend
So we act real zen and hang around with movie stars

So if I call you from time to time
I said my life is such a drag and I feel like a hag
Kick me in the ass
Girl, would you like to live my life?
And I'll be with you tonight
And I'll be your useless stuff
Yeah, I'll be your useless stuff
Yeah, I'll be your useless stuff