So remember
Short people have long faces
Long people have short faces
Big people have little humor
And little people have no humor at all
And in words of that immortal bod
Samuel J. Snotgrass as he was about to be lead
To the guillotine
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
My dad said, "Be an actor, my son
But be a comical one
They'll be standing in lines
For those old honky tonk monkeyshines"
Now, you can study Shakespeare, be quite elite
And you could charm the critics and have nothing to eat
Just slip on a banana peel, the world's at your feet
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
Like grandpa said, "Go out and tell 'em a joke
But give it plenty of hoke"
Make 'em roar, make 'em scream
Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam
You start off by pretending you're a dancer with grace
You wiggle 'til they're giggling all over the place
And then ya get a great big custerd pie in the face
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
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