Watching daytime TV
One of those obscene
I'm fat at your bowl sessions
One fat guy crying
Spilling his beans now
And if it's their first
Well, she can't speak for crying too
BC
Play hopscotch through a minefield
BC
Know it's easy, cheesy, please speak
Some geek
From the inner sanitation police
Will wash my mouth out and roll me over in mud
Well, they lock me up
For the serial murders
Of a dozen TV talk show hosts
I get a lot of mail now
From well-wishers
The thing that bothers me
Is the audience is still huge
BC
Play hopscotch through a minefield
BC
It's easy, cheesy, please speak
Some geek
From the inner sanitation police
Will wash my mouth out and roll me over in mud
BC
BC
Go tag it, bag it, wrap it up
Some freak
With the pardon me police
Will sever my tongue now and strap me to a cactus
Never said it was a crime
Thought I was doing you a favor
It's just a body language
Smell, how can you tell it like it is anymore?
BC
Your free choice in a minefield
BC
Go tag it, bag it, wrap it up
Some freak
With the pardon me Jesus police
Sever my tongue now and tie me to a cactus
I'd like to turn it on
Like to clean it up
For you to rise above
And lock me up
That's what I call permission
To turn it on
And clean it up
For you to rise above
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