Let me tell ya' 'bout a friend of mine.
A big bad brutha' named Frankenstein.
In a torn up ole' monty lookin' mighty fine,
I mean the brutha' was smokin' litteraly!
Sewn up with a needle and thread!
Put together with parts from the dead!
Somethin' put his nut's on the side of his head.
What in the world were they thinkin'?
Drackula is afraid of the light.
He only comes outta' his coffin at night.
Slips out to have him a bite... outta' sombody's neck that is.
Suckin' on blood.it's low in fat!
'Cept I don't know if he should really doin' that.
I mean I hope he practices safe sucks.
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Hairy guy's just make me swoon!
Spray's his hair with Vidal Sassoon... WHAT!
You mean that's a weave?!?
Can't see the Invisible Man!
Can't see his invisible tan!
Can't see his invisible hand!
OWW! Who goosed me!?!
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Baby there's a monster livin' inside of you, and me!
Baby there's a monster livin' inside just dyin' to be free!
Boris Karloff,
Bellah Lugosi and
the Poltergeist.
Peter Cushing,
Christopher Lee,
and The Addams Family.
Pyramid power of the Mummy!
Aliens bursting from your tummy!
Their all monster's that I love!
Freddy Kruger give's good glove!
Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde!
Christine is the badest ride!
Killer Tomatoes have appeal!
Hanibal Lector sick and mean!
Eat your heart with Fatha Beans!
Chuckie's just a living doll!
The Fifty Foot Woman is awfully tall!
So's the Amazing Colossal Man.
Godzilla tears up Tokyo,
while the Phantom of the Opera steals the show!
the Fly, and
Jason in a Hockey mask!
Zombies, freaks and maniacs!
They're the monster's I adore!
Full of blood and guts and gore!
They make me wanna' scream and holler!
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