The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pp go, doink doink doink
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true, I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pp go, doink doink doink
The way she moves, she's like a ballet dancer, she's shaking that ass to the new Nelly Jamza
Think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'ma answer, police ain't free, doink doink doink
What do you mean, freeze, please, I'm a human being, I have needs, I'm not done, not till I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing, Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground, any further, it's impossible for me
Do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make R&B, I sing song, it go ring-a-trong, a ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I yeet, I yeet, if I defend, I'm sorry
Please, please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet, I can yeet away with anything I sing, you will love it
The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go, doink, doink, doink
Just like a Simpson, look so, so tempting, Nick, I ain't never seen a ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes, doink, doink, doink
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome, now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn, only saying freeze, doink, doink, doink
What do you mean, freeze, jeez, I just got my seat, I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's deep
Please do not remove me from this movie theater, please, I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene, and don't treat me like I'm Pee-Wee Herman
This movie's PG, Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead, innocent, cop a plea, and be free, free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What do you mean, my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy, I am triumphed
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man, and I can say that, then you'll laugh, cause there's a puppet on my hand
The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go, doink, doink, doink
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass, and she'll make my pee-pee go, doink, doink, doink
The way she moves, she dances like a go-go, in that video she sings, get out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi, my name is Jojo, police and freeze, doink, doink, doink
What do you mean, freeze, my computers will be seized, and my keys, to my ranch, I just make cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this, here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me, I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee-pee
on the radio, but I think I did, Janet, is that a breath? I think I did, so I did
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid, I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
get to the chopper, everybody get down, I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go, doink, doink, doink
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please, I ain't never seen a ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go, doink, doink, doink
The fuck is wrong with you?
About This Song
"Ass Like That" is a provocative and deliberately crude track that showcases Eminem's more juvenile and shock-value oriented side, focusing on sexual attraction and physical desire with intentionally childish language. The song features a playful, bouncy beat typical of mid-2000s hip-hop production, with Eminem adopting an exaggerated, almost cartoonish vocal delivery that emphasizes the track's comedic and irreverent tone. Thematically, it explores male sexual fantasy and objectification through deliberately immature expressions, using phrases like "pee pee" to create a contrast between adult desires and childlike vocabulary. The track represents Eminem's willingness to embrace controversy and push boundaries during his Encore era, though it's generally considered one of his more lightweight and less substantial works. While not among his most critically acclaimed songs, it demonstrates his ability to create catchy, if polarizing, party tracks that generated significant radio play and cultural discussion about sexuality in hip-hop.
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