Yo
Dre man
Make my vocals sound sexy
Woo
Comon man
Comon man
Okay
It feels so wrong
Cus it feels so right
But it's alright
It's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance, the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So i'm taking my ball and going home, home
I'm that guy, man
Shove a diamond up my hind end
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
Slut, poke holes in your shirt
Jump in mud puddles
While I stomp mudholes in your ass
Girl, now let's cuddle
Blood curdling, you're gurgling on your blood
What'll I do for my next trick?
I'm feeling wonderful
I think I might just do something a little less subtle
Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole
Feel the wrath of a psychopath
Slash ambassador of the Valentine Day Massacre
Slash assassin
I slash her in her ass, with a icecle
And leave her laying in a bloodbath
While I put a catheter in
And jump in the bath with her
In my Spider-Man mask
Man, just imagine how fun I can have with a strap-on
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass
And make the bitch run a triathlon
Are those pistacios?
Damn, I'd like to have some
Laying on the patio, man
Rolling a fat one
Shady drop the magic marker
Put the cap on
God damn man, are you that much of an asshole?
It feels so wrong
Cus it feels so right
But it's alright
It's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance, the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So i'm taking my ball and going home, home
I'm like Houdini
Tuck my teenie-eenie-weeine between each one of my thighs
And make it disappear like a genie
Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini
Believe me, homie, you don't know the meaning of a mini
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop chute
Don't move or you might get it stuck so fucking far up in your uvula
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your gluteus
(Woo)
Totally tubular
Sniffing glue through a tube in the studio
Now who do you think is more fruitier?
Wiener smothered in peanut butter
Putting on a tube of your eye shadow
And man, it looked nice
You should have seen it, mother
I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card
Then I go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
Then mosey on over to Rosie O'donnell's, with McDonalds
Jump on her lap then watch The Sopranos
It feels so wrong
Cus it feels so right
But it's alright
It's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance, the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So i'm taking my ball and going home, home
Shady, what are you doing chewing on a human?
Grab an aluminium bat
Hit Heidi Klum in the back
Boom
And assuming the fact that that dude's in the back room
Using the bathroom, vaccuming a racoon
Skewing a rat
A cat screwing a baboon
You shouldn't ask what is he doing with that broom
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
You in a trance
I'm back doing my dance, ooh
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
And make her wear a bathingsuit
And take her parasailing
Shady, why do you gotta pick on a lady for?
Why you make her read 84 bedtime storiea for you in baby talk?
Cus I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed
Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
No wonder my ass is wet
My diaper needs to be changed
You like grafitti, dyke?
Well I can pee-pee and write your name
It feels so wrong
Cus it feels so right
But it's alright
It's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance, the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So i'm taking my ball and going home, home
Fine, nobody wants to play with me?
Fuck you then, bitch
Guys are always mean to me anyways
All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
You guys are gonna make me, make me sad
I'm sad
I'm gonna cry
I'm crying
I'm gonna tell my mom
Mom!
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