Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange!

Got a dick, it's as big as a banana
Trying to control it but I guess I can't
It shoots off like an AK clip banana
You better watch out Hannah Montana
Man, what's the matter, have you no manners? (no!)
You know the girl from Juno's address?
Yeah, imma prob'ly go to jail for that
Now I got the cops on my tail for that!
Run up on your car with a stale banana
In your tail pipe,
Can't believe you fell for that
It could've been a molotov cocktail for that
Wait a minute man, what the hell was that?
Heard a noise, where you going
What are you, bananas?
You can't go back there, stupid ass!
I just seen a woman in a Freddy Krueger mask!
Who the fuck are you, superman?
All you have is a little stupid can,
And whipped cream, what the hell you gonna do with that?
Imma put it on my wee-wee, ooh, good answer!
A super bonanza extravaganza
Man, go ahead, what you waiting for?
You better get 'em clothes off, baby boy!
Cmon, let's go we gonna make a porn!
Ready set go, hit play, record!

Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange!

Ready? You better hold the camera steady
She's prob'ly back there with a damn machete
She's probl'y gonna eat you like canned spaghetti
She's probl'y gonna kill ya, still wanna check, see?
Have a little quick look, go on, 63! [?]
She's prob'ly six foot tall, like bigfoot, the hell with that?
We prob'ly should run, don't dare look back!
We probably, probably, probably
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
But you probably didn't know that, did ya?
Now, what you gonna do when she gets ya?
I ain't going with ya, forget ya!
Quit tryna hold my hand, mista!
Pretend she's your little sista, little sista!
[?]
Might as well take a whipped cream with ya!
And when you see her make sure you take a picta'!
We can try to make another Blair Witch-a, movie
A beastiality porno with smoothies

Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange!

It's eerie, but here comes Zack and Miri
Beauty and the beast, his back is hairy
But she don't care, they're attractive, very
Very sexually active, very
No, Zack, don't go back in there!
It's too late, now, she's grabbing hair
He screams "Bloody Mary", grabs a mirror
But stop, just ain't in her vocabular!
Get off me, please! Get off me, stop!
Ballin' back at the coffee shop
They go non-stop, she says go
He says no, she says oh
Back and forth, they scream and shout
Yeah boy, let them demons out!
It's a kinda nightmare you dream about
Uh oh, Now the whipped cream is out
I get sick thoughts, sick sick thoughts
The things you could do with her lipstick gloss
Put it on my dick 'til the tip looks orange
Bitch keep goin', bitch keep goin'!

Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange
Put it on my wee-wee
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange!
(Banana)
(Banana)
(Banana)
(Banana)

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