Ayo, Chris, what are you doing tonight?
You wanna go out with me and Jamal?
Jamal? Oh, oh, the black guy?
Yeah, come to think of it
You don't have any black friends, do you?
What? Me? I'm Mr. Yo! MTV
I'm down with all the slang, fo' sho-zil my no-zil
Chris, that's for shizzle, my nizzle
Exactly, mother to your word
That's word to your mother
No diggity
Nah, seriously, name one black friend you have
Uh... aha, Tiger Woods
Chris, you don't know Tiger Woods
Yeah, I do, I-I know him
Back before golf, in the hood when he was Cub Woods
Come on, Tiger Woods
I do so
He didn't become Tiger anyway 'til he was a pro
Come on, Chris, you don't know
Tell me, Cub Woods
Don't tell me he wasn't Cub Woods
I know Michael Jordan too
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