It is five hundred trillion BC,
and the asteroid is coming for the Earth
Everyone there that is hip sees the dinosaurs, the ferns, the, uh, the fishes.
But in one second
. . .
Everything is away.
. . .
Everything is dead the asteroid has killed
Everything is silent, only ashes are there and smoke.
And silence.
. . .
Except for one thing.
A beat...
Coming from deep, deep in the cave...
. . .
There is one survivor
. . .
It's a dinosaur...
The Dinosaur DJ...
. . .
Kick your beats, Dino.
Dinosaur DJ
Dinosaur DJ
I am a
Dinosaur DJ
D-D-D-D-D-DJ
Dinosaur DJ
D-D-D-D-D
I am a
Dinosaur DJ
D-D-D
Dinosaur DJ
I am a...
Hello, why are you so stoick?
Have you never seen a DJ from the Mesozoic?
Before time did exist I was holding my chops.
Rap battling the local Triceratops.
Now with champagne, campaign, caviar, flex!
Slapping challengers like I was T-Rex!
My beats cut sharp like a Stegosaurus,
Who am I?
Just listen to the!
I'm a Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I am a dinosaur)
I'm a Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I trample everywhere)
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I am a dinosaur)
I'm a Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I'm scaly I don't have no hair)
Cutting clear cold hits with my dino focus,
other DJs are dumb like a Dilophosaurus
Challenge me?
oh that's classic.
I'll kick you back right to the Jurassic
No private jet slows, they are too fragile
When I fly to shows I fly Pterodactyl
My ancient sounds
cannot be destroyed!
I survive all things even asteroids!
I'm a Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I am a dinosaur)
I'm a Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I trample everywhere)
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I am a dinosaur)
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
(I'm scaly I don't have no hair)
. . .
Don't touch, don't touch, don't touch my beats
. . .
My beats are hot, so hot they will burn
I don't need the money I get paid in ferns
In a staring contest, oh yes, I will win
because you will blink
and I have no eye-lids.
My beats are hot, hot, hot
Hot
My beats are hot, hot.
(Don't need no money, pay me in ferns!)
(I want a large cactus)
I'm a dinosaur I can eat anything!
I just ate Chlorophyll!
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
Dinosaur D-D-DJ
DANCE!
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