Stories, telling me stories
Every time I look around you got a new story
I liked it much better when you used to ignore me
I would love to hear your stories but you tell 'em so corny
Somebody need to teach you how to button your lip
You make a lot of noise, put a sock in that shit
And don't ever let me catch another mic out your mouth
If it was jammed in your throat it can pop 'em back out
If I was a DJ, I would scratch you off the list
I know you say you scratch and now you wanna sniff
Yeah, scratch sounds like a lottery ticket
I know your mama didn't raise no fool
Get a grip, get a job, get a life, get a clue
You got potential, I'm presidential
But would you hush and let us listen to the instrumental
Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip it, mute it, shut up
Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip it, mute it, shut up
Abusing the alphabets, talking cat shit
Bumping your gumdrops, tongue wrestling chewing Jiffy Pop
It's a losing battle like roping cattle
Fiddle faddle, the box is empty
Cracking your neck long for the jaws
Fighting the mustard, trying to muster up some raw
Zip it, mute it, shut up
Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip it, mute it, shut up
Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip it, mute it, shut up
Zip, zip, zip, zip
You got eight, ten minutes to finish this call
Before I hang up on your ass and smash your phone off the wall
I call it like I see it, I see it like I call it
And you ain't nothing but a motherfucking talk-a-holic
But I'm gonna have the last word this time
Don't worry bout the rhythm, 'bout the rhythm
Don't matter if it rhyme, it's on time
I take your funk and make it mine
Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip it, mute it, shut up
Zip, zip, zip, zip
Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip it, mute it, shut up
Zip, zip, zip, zip
Zip, zip, zip, zip
Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip it, mute it, shut up
Zip, zip, zip, zip
Zip, zip, zip, zip
Zip, zip, zip, zip
Zip, zip, zip, zip
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