Get Set Go – Barfly Lyrics

If all assholes could fly
This place would be an airport
And I don't know why
I haven't made my
way out, yeah

But I think that I have one more dream
and ponder my situation
So bartender please
another drink
for me

Won't you get out of my way
You fucking asshole?
Get the fuck out of my way
You fucking asshole
Oh, I'm the asshole
See me fly

Pushing my way to the men's room
Where all the dicks like to hang
There's some break in the bathroom stall
Key, bomb and cocaine

I think that I'll have one more drink
To come back the consternation
So bartender please
another drink
for me

Won't you get out of my way
You fucking asshole?
Get the fuck out of my way
You fucking asshole
Oh, I'm the asshole
See me fly

Shit, I can't find my phone
Has anybody seen it?
Fuck, there it goes!
Another phone
Gone to shit

I think that I'll have one more drink
Out of furious frustation
So bartender please
another drink
for me

Won't you get out of my way
You fucking asshole?
Get the fuck out of my way
You fucking asshole
Oh, I'm the asshole
See me fly

'Parently this night is done
The shithole is now closing
But can't find my wallet
And I can't find my keys
I can't call
for a taxi

I think I will have one more drink
as my evening's consolation
So bartender please
another drink
for me

Won't you get out of my way
You fucking asshole?
Get the fuck out of my way
You fucking asshole
Oh, I'm an asshole
See me fly