With a battle cry go forth, which is
"Give the people what they want"
And what the people want could only be the
Senseless slaughter of the gutter-slime
That litters this nation for cash and prizes
Yes, this is the show where people
Bet their lives to win something big
Cause when your life is shit
Then you haven't got much to lose on
Slaughterama!
This next geek is guilty of the following
A Grateful Dead life in which he's been wallowing
Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance"
Met the National Guard and you shit in your pants
It's not your imagination, it's not a bad trippie
Yes that's him, it's the big smelly hippie!
Hello, Mr. Hippie, nice to meet ya
Hey, got a little shit between your toes
So how're things at the old manure factory?
How's little Tofu? What, she grew another head?!
Well, you gotta lay off that LSD, you know
Kinda makes your offspring goofy-looking
So, how do you hide money from a hippie?
Put it under the soap!
I'm sorry, but that answer wasn't in time!
You're gonna have to put your mouth on this!
Whoa! I blew your head clean off!
Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard
Back at Kent State. I bagged 4 that day
There's nothing like hippie hunting
My dad always used to take me along with Lee Harvey Oswald
Alright, we're rockin' now!
World's biggest hair, world's tightest pants
Got no circulation but you still can't dance
Fashion is a statement, sometimes a risk
Every fashion had its faults, but your's is the pits
Always in black, looks like he's dead
Here's the art-fag lying on his deathbed!
Hello, Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here!
Say, what a hairdo. Why, it's awfully big!
As big as the... the... the Hindenburg
And it'd probably go up just as fast if I
Put this lighter to it. But no
I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question
What ever happened to Eddie Munster?
I'm looking at him!
Oh! Oderus! Help the boy with his hairdo there
Ooh, it's gettin' ripped off! (Oh no!)
Ow, you know that's gotta hurt!
Hey, what's Oderus trying to do with his face?
Is that a face-lift?
Whoa, he's pulled that face clean off!
Help that sod outta here
Gave up pussy, stopped doing toot
Now you can't wait to give someone the boot
Elbows and knuckles, all you know how
Follow the herd, just another cow
Brain full of shit, boots full of lead
Straight from Hitler's ass, here's the Nazi skinhead!
("Sieg Heil!")
Hello, Mr. Nazi Skinhead! How you doing?
How's Geraldo's nose? Still broken?
Well it's good to see you still on the job
You know, when you're mugging talk show commentators
In bathrooms, always remember to draw those
Swastikas turning to the right
Not to the left, always to the right
Hey, why do Nazi skinheads wear red suspenders, anyways?
He doesn't have to tell you!
Time to give this Nazi skinhead one more haircut
Real close to the shoulders-like
Whoa! His head's been decapitated!
Look at all that PSI in his aorta artery
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what? Ahahahahahahahaha! (Hooray!)
Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's all for this week
We've killed everybody that's worth killing
Hope you do the same
We'll be back next week for another edition of
Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama
Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama, yeah!
Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama
(It's full of existential despair)
Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama, yeah!
(It's full of people who just don't care)
Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama
(Don't feel sorry for them)
Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama, yeah!
(They've chosen their own path in life)
Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama
Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama, yeah!
It's a drama, yeah!
It's a drama, yeah!
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