Sweet Jesus, please help Maria
I tried holy water and I tried tequila
Her skin, it's turning green, she's becoming more obscene
And now she sticks a crucifix up her vagina, yeah
Now Maria thinks its oh so funny
All the while I know it's blasphemy
She's been pissing on my floor, she's becoming such a whore
But i can't hate the bitch 'cause she's my honey, yeah
But she don't turn (turn, turn)
She's gonna burn (burn, burn)
Down to the flames of hell
Where they'll be weeping
'Cause its a sin (sin, sin)
She let that damn thing in (damn thing in)
And I swear she's sneaking out at night
While the rest of us are sleeping
I've been praying all night long
And I've been singing Christian songs
Something has possessed
My lovely wife
There's something standing close
In the dark, it ain't a ghost
It's Maria
Trying to take my life
Now Maria vomits and she swears
And it's creepy how she comes crawling down the stairs
Her head spinnin' 'round, she's been writhin' on the ground
It breaks my heart and causes many tears
But she don't turn (turn, turn)
She's gonna burn (burn, burn)
Down to the flames of hell
Where they'll be weeping
'Cause its a sin (sin, sin)
She let that damn thing in (damn thing in)
And I swear she's sneaking out at night
While the rest of us are sleeping
I've been praying all night long
And I've been singing Christian songs
Something has possessed
My lovely wife
There's something standing close
In the dark, it ain't a ghost
It's Maria
Trying to take my life (Here we go!)
I think she might be going straight to hell
Down the steps my poor Maria fell
I gave that girl a shove, I pushed with all my love
And where i hid the body I'll never tell
She didn't turn
She's gonna burn
Down in the flames of hell
Where they'll be weeping
'Cause its a sin
She let that damn thing in
And I swear she's sneaking out at night
While the rest of us were sleeping
I've been praying all night long
And I've been singing Christian songs
That poor girl was once
My lovely wife
She had no self-control
May God forgive her soul
'Cause I had to take
Maria's life
'Cause I had to take Maria's life
'Cause I had to take Maria's life
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