Old man Fringle, well, he sat up in his bed
He said
"Oh my stars! There's an idea in my head!"
Don't know how it works
But it'll give you lots of perks

It's dangerous and glowing Wunderfizz
You don't know where you're goin', Wunderfizz
Drink yourself plenty o' Wunderfizz

Wonderful Wunderfizz
It'll make you tinkle!
Wunderfizz is banned in six states

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