I'm a Maori sitting in the sand
Got no money I don't understand
Do I ever, ever get annoyed
No, Cause I'm a Maori (I'm a Maori)
I'm a Maori Boy.
Boom bumped my head yeah I'm caught in a daze
See I'm the latest geek fashion tasticle craze
would you look at my clothes and look at my face
I play my Nintendo, every day.
See I get my clothes from the hokohoko shop
I shop till I drop and you know it don't stop
Cause I'm a Maori, I like my boil up salty
watching the warriors in the back of the club g.
Cool thing is no one picks on me
Cause I go to Massey university
I get side tracked pretty easily
But I don't even care cause C's get degree's.
My geek swagger it's the jam
I can be famous like the oysters from bluff
Like Michael Jackson said "Don't stop till you get enough".
I'm a Maori sitting in the sand
Got no money I don't understand
Do I ever, ever get annoyed
No, Cause I'm a Maori (I'm a Maori)
I'm a Maori Boy.
I'm like Maui gonna pull up the sun
Chuck my in the island that's how it begun
Till a Captain Cook came and brought his...
And we said "Hey that's a crazy religion".
But I don't fight because I'm un-co as
But I know David Tua could give you the bash
All in his glory, see that's another story
See I'm a just a Hori I ain't got no cash.
But I can dance I can wiggle my thang
See I'm a jiggley wiggley jiggley man
Yeah people think it's right cause it's a fabulous thang
But I ain't no American.
I'm a Maori sitting in the sand
Got no money I don't understand
Do I ever, ever get annoyed
No, Cause I'm a Maori (I'm a Maori)
I'm a Maori Boy.
"Hey John Key look at me, I'm a Taniwha."
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