Merry Christmas, blow-jobs and hand-jobs and eatin' clitoris
Watchin' your grandmother douche with Lavoris
Brown pubic-on hairs on toilet bowl rings
These are a few of my favorite things
Serving bird droppings as warm appetizers
Lickin' the residue from bathroom sanitizers
Sendin' the top of my dick, till it stings
These are a few of my favorite things
Probing my dick-hole with sharpen lead pencils
Enlargening my ass-hole with kitchen utensils
Knowing the joy that an egg beater brings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites, when the bees sting, when I'm feeling sad
I tell everybody I know the kids shittin' good on my presents
And that I don't feel, I don't feel bad a all
You fucking scumbag, fucking Christmas shitbird, FUCK YOU!
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