Quiet as a mouse
Gentle as a lamb
Happy as a clam
Dead as a...
(Doorknob!)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hung myself
So fuck you

Button up your overcoat
When the skies are gray
Put a rope around your neck
And kick the chair away
My father was of the sky
My mother was of the earth
And I am a stupid cringing
Ignorant fucking little goof

Bob, dead Bob
Dead Bob
Dead

Everyone is so polite
So completely awfully nice
I'm going to get a butcher knife
And cut you all a juicy slice
Mary had a little lamb
And the she had some veal
She stuck her finger down her throat
And she threw up...
(Everything!)

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