You old middle of the road ass, don't know the code ass
Mid-range flat EQ, not even low-pass filtered
You probably like gray better than silver
Closet full of short-sleeved dress shirts for work
Like Dagwood or Dilbert
If you wasn't nuts you'd be a filbert
About as edgy as Bob the Builder
Yeah, your whole style's all butter knife
You make Jack McBriar look like a guttersnipe
You probably get ten types of offended
At adult content in just a friend and do what you like
Do some helium
Sound of your voice is extra extra medium
Anything to dress up your mediocre proscenium
Get zesty
I bet you go to karaoke nights and do KISS medleys
Yeah, and that's only a bad thing
Cause you're the one doing it
Your lameness contagious, pick a thing and you'll ruin it
Human silverfish
The last thing you created was a burnt mix CD of Wilson Phillips hits
Low watt dull light bulb wilted filament
If you're a baby then goddammit take a baby step
Good grief you probably sleep with a safety net
Head full of gray barrettes
Dream about winning but in life won't place a bet
So middling, middling, middling
No riddling, blink all night and won't miss a thing
Middling, don't say no, go for anything
Try to find a way to go in between in between
Middling, middling, middling
No riddling, blink all night and won't miss a thing
Middling, don't say no, go for anything
Try to find a way to go in between in between
Your whole style's all vanilla bean
Let's say you try to fence sit under a guillotine
I'd rather watch nature films where gorillas preen
Than see footage of your life's most chilling scene
Yeah, okay that was kinda mean
I just want you to be less like a lima bean
If I could I'd use magic or a time machine
To rewind the thing, you wouldn't want me to
Not Inspector Spacetime, just a normal constable
Like watching Keystone Kops move at normal speed
Mistaking all mediocrity as normalcy
You sit at home and watch Boogie Nights
Without the fist fights or the porno scenes
Yeah, you eat plain frozen yogurt
And won't know what to do when reality show's are over
I'd like to stick your head in an empty can of Folgers
I got with your member card from your local grocer
So middling, middling, middling
No riddling, blink all night and won't miss a thing
Middling, don't say no, go for anything
Try to find a way to go in between in between
Middling, middling, middling
No riddling, blink all night and won't miss a thing
Middling, don't say no, go for anything
Try to find a way to go in between in between
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