Someday when I'm a granddaddy
I'll be the laziest sonofabitch you ever seen
We won't care if the children are being bratty
We'll just walk around as if it's all a dream
And if the whole world, loses its mind
I'll be fine
Ride the roller coaster round the bend, and back again
If I live to be 'bout ninety five
I'll just sit on my porch and eat myself an apple
They say one a day helps keep the doctor away
And that's ok
But I ain't taking any chances on my fate
Gonna bounce you on my knees, just in case
Someday, if I burn out or fade away
Just like everything else, in my life, I'll be running late
Someday, if they put me in a home
I'll be gone
Ain't no use to wander round alone
I'll be gone, I'll be gone
Someday when I'm a granddaddy
Be as sweet as pumpkin pie, just wait and see
We'll hide chocolate candies all around the house
So all the little ones will come and see me
We'll hide chocolate candies all around the house
Then all the little ones will come and see me
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