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Rolf Harris – The Court Of King Caractacus Lyrics

Folk

Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
All together, now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.

Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
All together, now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.

Now the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
[Repeat 4 times]

Now the fascinating witches who put the scintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
[Repeat 4 times]

Now if you want to take some pictures of the fascinating witches who put the scintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus...

...you're too late! Because they've just... passed... by!

About This Song

"The Court of King Caractacus" is a brilliantly absurd cumulative folk song that builds narrative complexity through relentless repetition and increasingly elaborate descriptive chains. Harris transforms what could be a simple children's ditty into a mesmerizing exercise in linguistic endurance, where each verse adds another layer of detail about the court's inhabitants-from the ladies of the harem to their noses, their holes, and beyond. The song's genius lies in its deliberate tedium; it becomes hypnotic precisely because it tests the listener's patience while simultaneously rewarding their persistence with its sheer comedic commitment to the bit. Musically, Harris employs a deceptively simple folk melody that contrasts sharply with the verbal gymnastics required to perform it, creating an almost trance-like state as the tongue-twisting phrases accumulate. The piece functions as both a showcase for Harris's distinctive vocal dexterity and a playful commentary on storytelling itself-questioning how much ornate detail an audience will tolerate before narrative becomes pure sound. Its appeal stems from the satisfying challenge it presents: listeners become complicit participants in an increasingly ridiculous linguistic marathon. The song ultimately celebrates the joy found in purposeful nonsense, transforming repetition from monotony into a form of comedic meditation that reveals the absurd poetry hidden within everyday speech patterns.

Comments (4)

  • Anonymous
    my son needs to dress up as a boy from the court of king ccaractacus for a scout gang show,has anybody any ideas?
  • Kaylene Sowden
    I remember this song as a kid. It is a brilliant song for kids to do for a school "Red Faces" or "our school has talent night".
  • Colleen Coast
    my brother and I used to sing this all day long as kids and drive my Dad mad, but my Mum loved it and joined in to annoy all and sundry. What a laugh. Did you all know all the words as we eventually did?
  • mum x
    Fab song just discovered it my 8 year old loves it !! We have learned it an now sing it in the car for fun.