When I found out you were cheating on me
I knew just what to do
I flushed your shampoo down the sink
And filled the bottle with glue
And as they were cutting your fingers free
You cursed the day we wed
You crept into my room that night
And shaved every hair from my head
Oh, and I wished you, dear God
You had never been born
Or died when you were young
Oh I would never have kissed
Your lips so sweet
Or heard the rattle of your tongue
When I was looking for true love
You were my first choice
Now I can't stand to see your face
Can't stand to hear your voice
I found a secret Rolex watch
Your girlfriend bought for you
While you were out drinking with the bitch
I flushed it down the loo
Oh, and I wished you, dear God
You had never been born
Or died when you were young
Oh I would never have kissed
Your lips so sweet
Or heard the rattle of your tongue
Some people say, to fight is a sin
Perhaps it is, but maybe
God would not condemn me to hell
For pissing in your grave-y
I never thought you could act so bad
That you could be so rash
While I was out, you took my clothes
And threw them in the trash
Oh, and I wished you, dear God
You had never been born
Or died when you were young
Oh I would never have kissed
Those lips so sweet
Or heard the rattle of your tongue
Revenge can be so bitter
Revenge can be so sweet
That's why I set your car on fire
When you parked in her street
This relationship is beyond all help
Our marriage cannot be saved
And nor can you from the cyanide
I put in your aftershave
Oh, and I wished you, dear God
You had never been born
Or died when you were young
Oh I would never have kissed
Your lips so sweet
Or heard the rattle of your tongue
Oh, and I wished you, dear God
You had never been born
Or died when you were young
And I would never have kissed
Your lips so sweet
Or heard the rattle of your tongue
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