Transformers
Transformers, Transformers
Transformers
Transformers, robots in disguise
I'll tell you 'bout one day when I was young
I was flippin through the channels when I saw something on
Something about robots that destroy each other
It made me want to go blow up my mother
Ooh, Anthony is not alone
It made me wanna go blow up my home
Eventually I did that, ain't the point
I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme
If you didn't get what we're talkin' about
We're talkin' 'bout the most amazing thing around
If you thinkin' Transformers, then you was right
'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight!
Transformers creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap
They told us that the script was full of nonsense!
I bet you thought I was gonna say crap
Because it rhymes with rap, but I'm better than that!
Transformers will punch you in the face
Transformers won't do the macarena
Transformers always say no to drugs
Transformers, robots in disguise
They don't even need to use a glock
They can take you down with their electric shock
Harder than a body slam from The Rock
But not as much as a slap from my... hand!
Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime?
Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime
If your booty's gettin hot and it keeps getting hotter
He'll turn into a firetruck and spray you with water! (Damn!)
Optimus knows how to use his hose
He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes
Sucks pixie-stix right through his nose
Until his nose unloads and explodes busloads!
Ooh, you like that? We switched it up
Like when Decepticons kicked Autobot butt!
And Thunderblast is a slut
What? Sh-she is...
Transformers will find a cure for death
Transformers won't do your algebra
Transformers are against terrorism!
Transformers, robots in disguise
The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots
Disco dancin' and chicks, hella hot!
They got moves like you ain't never got!
No weed, no spank, no crack, okay?
They don't need that stuff to keep their party insane
Moves so whack that you can't explain
Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain
Moves that Decepticons could never obtain, ha-ha!
Hear that Megatron? You ain't got no game!
Autobots, throw it up! Makin' you look lame!
You fight to contain the shame you've obtained
Optimus will take you out with impeccable aim!
Transformers don't give a damn what y'all say
Transformers, hit the club like, every day!
Transformers blow things up with satisfaction
Explode in your face like a chain reaction!
Transformers will run for president
Transformers won't dress for halloween
Transformers, hardcore since '84
Transformers, robots in disguise
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