Stephen Lynch – Cocaine Lyrics

Comedy

She's a Brooklyn punk rocker, he's a Jersey meathead
"Nothing in common, it won't last", they said
He doesn't much like her, she thinks he's a jerk
What keeps them together? What makes it work?

Well, they both love cocaine
But only from midnight to nine
Really love that cocaine
They're writing their fairy tale
Line after line after line

Well, he gets to choppin', and she grabs the straws
Now they're both wired and grinding their jaws
They pace and they chainsmoke and ash in a cup
They got nothing to say, but won't shut the fuck up

Because of sweet, sweet cocaine
To help them get over the hump
Really need me cocaine
Their love ain't no smooth ride
It's bump after bump after bump

They're sweating and fighting, the morning sun's lurking
They tried having sex, but his dick isn't working
The coke makes her edgy, and he's getting vicious
They both want to stop, but it smells so delicious

Cocaine (cocaine)
Cocaine
Cocaine (cocaine)
Cocaine
Cocaine

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