Stephen Lynch – Tattoo Too Lyrics

Comedy

Pokémon, X-Men
Here we go a-goddamn-gain
With those queer tattoos
Those are queer tattoos

Stars and Stripes on an eagle's breast
Let them foreigners know who's best
At queer tattoos
Ameri-queer tattoos

You got a dreamcatcher, you got infinity
You probably got hepatitis C
From those queer tattoos
Those dirty, dirty queer tattoos

And that throat tat' you think is dope
Nope, it's a queer tattoo
The turtleneck of queer tattoos

Bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah

Big red heart, your girlfriend's name
And under that your new girlfriend's name
In queer tattoo
Yeah, you didn't think that through

The Celtic cross, yin and yang
The yin means dark, and the yang means dang!
That's a queer tattoo
Not the ones that I would choose

On your forehead, you got a yolo tat'
You want my advice, buy a fucking hat
For those queer tattoos
Cover up those queer tattoos

You got "Carpe Diem", you got "C'est la vie"
You got inspiring quotes, here's one from me
No more queer tattoos
Stop it with the queer tattoos

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