You've been great really I want to thank each and every one of you for coming by
So i guess I'll get rambling now because I'm a rambling guy I got a lot of important things to do
You kidding a guy like me without important things to do
What time does tv go off
No i can't be doing this seriously I've got a show to do a little later so
Okay you've been great and you know you've got to laugh once a day and that's why i feel proud
To be up here as a semi-professional comedian providing laughs in this way laugh once a day
Because a day without sunshine is like night
I guess I'll get going now, and I would like to remind you of something the great Maharishi Guru taught me over 15 years ago
Maharishi was a close personal friend of mine, and I studied with him for 15 long, long, boring years
I didn't really learn that much
The day I was leaving, the Maharishi said something to me I've never forgotten
Whenever there's a crowd of people like this, I always like to pass it on
Because I'll bet a day hasn't gone by that I haven't thought of this particular thing
The Maharishi said, "Always"
Wait, it was "never
Always take a litter bag in your car
It doesn't take up much room
If it gets full, you can just toss it out the door"
Thank you very much
Good night
There you go
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