The Beards – Beard Revolution Lyrics

Come inside
Pour yourself a drink
Grow yourself a beard
Or get the fuck out

We're gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
And we're gonna start today
We're gonna start today

Children throw down your weapons
Soldiers lay down your guns
Bearded men, put down those trimmers
The beard revolution has come

We're gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
And we're gonna start today
We're gonna start today

The Prime Minister's got no beard
Hitler had no beard
My friend, Eddy's got no beard
He wants to grow one but he can't

We're gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
And we're gonna start today
We're gonna start today

Hip hip hooray

When I was a boy
I dreamed of having a beard
Dreamed of having a beard
A man without a beard
Is not a real man
All across the land
It's time to make a stand
Bearded hand in bearded hand

We're gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
And we're gonna start today
We're gonna start today

Hip hip hooray

Santa Claus has a beard
Jesus had a beard
Osama bin Laden's got a beard
Two out of three ain't bad

We're gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
And we're gonna start today
We're gonna start today

Just the bearded men sing

We're gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
And we're gonna start today
We're gonna start today

Hip hip hooray

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