| 1 |
The Days Don’t Pass In Wonder |
| 2 |
She Can’t Stand The Quiet (Unless It’s Me Shutting Up) |
| 3 |
Auto Naval |
| 4 |
“Lauren Behold” (A Discussion With A Stripper Over Canadian Style Health Care) |
| 5 |
Lucky Monkey Briefs |
| 6 |
Every Dog Has Its Silver Lining |
| 7 |
Whatever, I’m A Miracle |
| 8 |
Felony Wear |
| 9 |
Fates Hammer, Hollows And Powderkegs |
| 10 |
End Title Miles Per Famine |
| 11 |
The Devil's Gazebo |
| 12 |
The Better She Looks The Less She Will See |
| 13 |
The Complete History Of Ruth, Nevada |
| 14 |
The Complete History Of Greenland |
| 15 |
Trick Years |
| 16 |
61 Sideburns |
| 17 |
Hit Me Like The Greatest Car Song |
| 18 |
Revenge Sex Theater |
| 19 |
The Ballad Of Kid Butane |
| 20 |
My Family Was Welsh, I'm Just Tired |
| 21 |
The Battle Of Metaphor |
| 22 |
The Deli Girls Give Me What I Ask For If I Am Careful What I Ask For |
| 23 |
The Tragedy Of Empiricism |
| 24 |
Birthdays And Middlenames |
| 25 |
He Would Die For You (If It Were Up To Me) |
| 26 |
Lemondrop Hamstrung |
| 27 |
Sincere As A Windchime |
| 28 |
Sonny And Cher |
| 29 |
Carrier State Anthems |
| 30 |
I Don’t Like The Movies |
| 31 |
I Don’t Mind You Dragging Me Down |
| 32 |
....and A Patriot's Lament |
| 33 |
Can’t Climb A Tree (without Breaking A Few Branches) |
| 34 |
Sap For Clearcut |
| 35 |
The Onetime Milwaukee Suicide |
| 36 |
Bluejean V. Debs |
| 37 |
Carbon Neutral Enterprise |
| 38 |
Drop Dead Innocuous |
| 39 |
Gone City Knock Out |
| 40 |
Love Pundits Bright Future |
| 41 |
Pome On Pg. 14 |
| 42 |
Sick Of Green |
| 43 |
The Complete History Of England |
| 44 |
Camel Lightyears |
| 45 |
Crownchafings |
| 46 |
Don’t Let The Motorcyclists |
| 47 |
Favorite Enabler |
| 48 |
Her Novel 'Canal Zone Poetry' |
| 49 |
Saddlebags And The Age Of Jesus |
| 50 |
Sealed With A Kiss, Opened With A Crowbar |