| 1 |
Straight from the Horse's Mouth |
| 2 |
Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case |
| 3 |
Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine |
| 4 |
Keep Off the Tracks |
| 5 |
Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby |
| 6 |
Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe |
| 7 |
Off by a Long Shot |
| 8 |
Aotkpta |
| 9 |
How to Become a Virgin |
| 10 |
One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation |
| 11 |
Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever) |
| 12 |
Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees |
| 13 |
An Extra Piece of Dead Meat |
| 14 |
Kill Roger Hedgecock |
| 15 |
Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition |
| 16 |
Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed |
| 17 |
#99 |
| 18 |
Ass Gravity |
| 19 |
Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover) |
| 20 |
Brand New Set of Teeth |
| 21 |
Perils of Believing in Round Squares |
| 22 |
Sever the Toes |
| 23 |
Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs |
| 24 |
Head Hits Concrete |
| 25 |
Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth |
| 26 |
Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation) |
| 27 |
Backbones of Jack Asses |
| 28 |
Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle |
| 29 |
Hairspray Suppository |
| 30 |
Pain Reliever |
| 31 |
Prepare to Qualify |
| 32 |
Flight of the Wounded Locust |
| 33 |
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia |
| 34 |
Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? |
| 35 |
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector |
| 36 |
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality |
| 37 |
Cattle Mutilation |
| 38 |
This Is Radio Surgery |
| 39 |
Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better |
| 40 |
Book of Bot |
| 41 |
Bring Your '65 Italian Carbine |
| 42 |
Can We Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft? |
| 43 |
Captain Gaydar It's Time to Wind Your Clock Again |
| 44 |
Captain Gaydar It’s Time to Wind Your Clock Again |
| 45 |
Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us |
| 46 |
File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures’ |
| 47 |
Flash's Theme |
| 48 |
Flash’s Theme |
| 49 |
Full Frontal Obscurity |
| 50 |
God Wants Us All to Work in Factories |
