I once had ah monkey and his name was Dan
Things this monkey used to do, he was just like a human!
Once ah lady came to me, de monkey lif' up she dress, ah ha
An' if yuh see de monkey behaviour,
Ah shame to tell yuh de res'! Mama Yo!
Ah had ah little monkey, one day, an' I len' it to ah lady
De lady said she went in de parlour to buy some bread
Said de monkey take ah piece ah
charcoal, Mama Yo, an' chook it in he nosehole
Oh Meh Lord, now, meh monkey go dead, Neighbour Oh!
Ah dread, meh monkey go dead!
Now dis goodly lady, borrow Dan from me
But I knew this lady an' dis monkey would not agree
Because de lady have ah cat an' Dan don't like cat at all!
Dan jump on de cat, de lady start to bawl,
he bite she on she breas' an all, Mama Yo!
Ah had ah little monkey, one day, an' I len' it to ah lady
De lady said she went in de parlour to buy some bread
She said de monkey take ah piece ah
charcoal, Mama Yo, an' chook it in he nosehole
Oh Meh Lord, now, meh monkey go dead, Neighbour Oh
Ah dread, meh monkey go dead!
De lady said "Terror, come quick an' take Dan"!
Since meh husban' dead, is me an' meh cat, I en have ah man!
Dis monkey come in meh house, an' want to play man fuh me!
I lie down res'ing quietly,
he push he han' under meh nighty! Wha' yuh mean?
Ah had ah little monkey, one day, an' I len' it to ah lady
De lady said she went in de parlour to buy some bread
She said de monkey take ah piece ah
charcoal, Mama Yo, an' chook it in he nosehole
Oh Meh Lord, now, meh monkey go dead, Neighbour Oh
Ah dread, meh monkey go dead!
Take ah piece ah charcoal, chook it in he nosehole
Meh monkey go dead, Meh monkey go dead!
Take ah piece ah charcoal, chook it in he nosehole
Meh monkey go dead, Meh monkey go dead!
Take ah piece ah charcoal, chook it in he nosehole
Meh monkey go dead, Meh monkey go dead!
Take ah piece ah charcoal, chook it in he nosehole
Meh monkey go dead, Meh monkey go dead!
Take ah piece ah charcoal, chook it in he nosehole
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