i was feeling kinda lonely so i went to the store
picked you up for a couple of bucks and walked out the door.
well, diddle bot, he's not your average joe,
he's got three different speeds-
slow fast and go, go go GO GO!
you, i found you in longview
you're smooth metallic blue
you've got me in the mood
you love me through and through
you make me feel brand new,
i hope i hope i do... ah-ah-achoo!
i didn't expect to find my tits against the wall
and your monotone drone didn't phase me at all
i was kinda dissappointed cause you promised me lunch
but all i got was a diddle-bot donkey punch!
you, i found you in longview
you're smooth metallic blue
you've got me in the mood
you love me through and through
you make me feel brand new,
i hope i hope i do... ah-ah-achoo!
(robot voice:)
baby, show me what you got-
turn my knobs, fill up my slot.
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