Good evening ladies and gentlemen
This is yours truly T-Double
And um first of all
I would like to introduce to y'all one of my first cousins
He go by the name of Jazze Phizzel Washingtonzel, c'mon

If you want it you got it, for eva
Baby this ain't no one night stand
If you need it you got it, whateva
Baby we could just fly away

Now I ain't never been a man with manners

But I think I can handle
Bein a lil' romantic
Now we can Cris' it up or Moet it
I can kick gangsta shit or get ghetto poetic
What's your name lil' mama? I'm T-Double
I've been sent here by God so I could look out for ya
And you gon' love what I got for ya
Some tender lovin and care
Anything your heart could spare

Look here, my demeanor may seem to scare you
But baby I tell ya I ain't no ordinary nigga
I'm a, a little Marvin Gaye, Barry White, and Teddy P
Mixed in with a little Billy Dee
And this is a gentleman's song
So immature girls and boys I'm sendin em home
When I say turn off the lights y'all turn em off
I'm bout to deal with your issues while I get ya right, c'mon

If you want it you got it, for eva
Baby this ain't no one night stand
If you need it you got it, whateva
Baby we could just fly away

Leave me your number and I'll holla back

You prefer your pet name, nickname
No big thang girl I'll call you that

Won't be no problems with no other women
Cause you the one I chose, in other words fuck them other hoes
And if a man gon' be a man, are you really a woman?
Is this really what you want, is you sho'?
Are you ready to be committed?
Do you plan on spendin the rest of your life with a nigga?
Have you even thought about it? Weighed out all your options
Made your mind up with no doubt about it?
If not, we oughta talk about it
But stick with it, don't let them sick bitches talk you out it

Cause baby I'm in love with ya
And I couldn't stand to see ya with another man
So, dearly beloved, we gathered here today homey
To marry this here couple in thug matrimony

If you want it you got it, for eva
Baby this ain't no one night stand
If you need it you got it, whateva
Baby we could just fly away

I need a woman that's down for me
One who would love, respect and honor her nigga
Through it all no matter what
Just one lifetime
Wouldn't be long enough for us to be together

At least not for us
And if I'm ever in a jam, be there for me
And keep it real with a player cause you care for me

With no strings attached
When you rub on my back, greasin my strap
Kissin my neck, baby I'm lovin that
I got this thang that I do with my tongue
I wanna do it to you, but it might make you cum
But it'll cure ya of your back spasm
Have you floatin while your motion in your ocean got you backpedalin
And we can take it to another level

And get elevated, get way more creative
And you can slap me if it makes you happy
But if you scratch and bite me that only shows me you like me

See, we can do big thangs
I'll make you scream my name and blame it all on the whipped cream

And if you're down with me
I'll get down and dirty
I'll do my thang for certain, just tell me if it's hurtin

If you want it you got it, for eva
Baby this ain't no one night stand
If you need it you got it, whateva
Baby we could just fly away

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