Tripod – Gay Bar Lyrics

I went to a gay bar to pick up a fag hag
I went to a gar bar to pick up a fag hag
I went to a gay bar to pick up a fag hag
That's how your mum and me met
She wanted a gay man
And I was the closest that she could get
that's how your mum and me met
Uh yeah
All the boys there were so well groomed

All the boys there so well groomed
I was worst Looking one in the room
That's how your mum and me met
She wanted a gay man
I was the closest that she could get
Guitar solo
Your mum likes cock but she likes men that like cock
She had to go with a no cock man