Split personality
Split personality
You know I got five people inside of me
Trying to control my body
I know they're there without a doubt
'Cause every once in a while they'll all speak out
Like, "What is it? What can it be?
Get with it, get busy"
Don't laugh, 'cause I can't control it
I try my best to hold it and hold it
But you see, they got the best of me
"Hon hon, poo-poo, merci, oui-oui"
I wish they'd leave me alone and then I'll be free
Oh, Dr. Ice, so sorry
I'll be fighting it, my boy, you can't control me
'Cause I'm true, yardman, that's what my father told me
What me say make me
So spar with me, I don't spar at all
Yo, it's getting crazy, it's getting out of hand
Five personalities is more than I can stand
But, uh, bear with me until it's gone
Uh-oh, I feel another one coming on
"What's up, party people in the place to be
My name is Miguel, chief rocker MC
I'm chilling in the place to be, you know
And to the sweet young ladies, dame un beso
Tu eres linda y quiero saber tu nombre
Para llevarte conmigo, para mi paraiso"
Ah, check it out, you know
See, I could be a married man with a beautiful wife
But then again, I'm leaving her
But it's just so ridiculous, life
Split personality
Split personality
I can't control my split personality
Split personality
Split personality
I can't control my split personality
I'm a singer, a dancer, a rapper too
I can do anything that anybody can do
I can act like a crook and steal a book off a shelf
Or I can act like a cop and arrest myself
To do this, you must have a strong mentality
In other words, gotta have a split personality
A matter of fact, to be exact
Come to think about it, I'm somewhat like that
'Cause my split personality goes and comes
Like two people trapped inside of one
One's a nice person, the other is not
One drinks cold water and the other drinks hot
One minute you're in my arm and I'm feeling you around
And before you know it, baby, I'm beating you down
Then I'd say sorry and together we'd cry
Then I'd look you in your face and spit in your eye
Then I'd snatch a baby's lollipop and then give it back
Smile at his mother before I get slapped
Help an old lady across the street
Then I'd trip the crab by sticking out my feet
But then I'd pick her up before she dirties her dress
And charge her five dollars for all of that mess
First a softie, a bully, then hard again
So baby, please tell me, when will this end?
I used to get high but now my system is dry
I used to tell the truth but now I lie
As the girls go by, I used to say hi
But now I diss 'em with no reply
I know I ain't right but that's the way that I am
Excuse me if you might but I don't give a damn
'Cause I try to be polite but sometimes I miss
And get rude and say things like this
(Hey you) Yo, I'm talking to you, black
(Are you stupid?) Or were you born like that?
Come on, give me an answer, not three million
In fact (Shut up) How dare you voice your opinion?
You skeezer snatcher, big disease catcher
Gonna go on and get ya, get ya, get ya, got ya
Don't blame it on your father, you told me that you love him
Blame it on your mothers, all five of 'em
From what I see, you got a problem, man
Comprende, capisce, caput, understand?
If you were smart, you'd probably do this instead
Take your brain out your pants and put it back in your head
Then I'd apologize with a sweet apology
It's not my fault, it's the person inside of me
Split personality
Split personality
I can't control my split personality
Split personality
Split personality
I can't control my split personality
Split personality
Split personality
Split personality
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