Let me tell you about a guy I know
He's camp as Christmas but without the snow
Claiming to be a virgin but you'd never know
Coz his whole chat is like a porno show

Camp David
In a world of his own
He'll bring the conversation down
Camp David
Is eager to shock
He'll make the conversation stop

Let me tell you 'bout a guy I met
See up in business selling hats for gents
Claims to be A-Sexual but appears as bent
From the devil's loin
but thinks he is heaven sent

Camp David
In a world of his own
He'll bring the conversation down
Camp David
Is eager to shock
He'll make the conversation stop.

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