Unicorn
Are you what happens when a narwhal makes
Sweet, sweet love to a horse?
Sexy, sexy fish horse
Fly through the air
Pooping out rainbows, I bet you think that that's cute
You've given away the location of all my gold
Unicorn, won't you let me
Touch your magical horn?
Oh, yeah
Unicorn, won't you let me
Touch your magical horn?
Oh, yeah
Gather 'round me
Magical creatures, magical woodland friends
Let me tell you tales of the unicorn
He's a bastard, the little bastard
I wanna punch him in his stupid horse face
Bastard, the little bastard
Telling all the folks where my gold is
He's a bastard, he's a bastard (he's got no father)
I wanna punch him in his stupid horse face (nobody wants him)
Bastard, the little bastard (he's just a bastard, oh)
Telling all the folks where my gold is (bastard unicorn)
Unicorn, won't you let me
Touch your magical horn?
Oh, yeah
Unicorn, won't you let me
Touch your magical horn?
Oh, yeah
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