Hidey-ho, we have a show
Step right up, come one, come all
Kiddies, bring your parents
They'll enjoy it too
We have a Chinese rat
Big as a dog
We have a snake lady
Look at him, looking at her
Find yourself inside of a big pot
I want to be a cannibal man
So much fun, your head is gonna pop
I want to be a cannibal man
All freaks, we got 'em here
Step aside, now peer into fear
But we'll need a volunteer
I want to be a cannibal man
That's right kiddies, we'll need a volunteer
Form a single file line
Don't be shy, we'll need a young guy
First, slide your feet into this dark hole
You'll feel a small blast
Then you'll land in the net
On the other side of a big pot
We accept you, one of us
I am the cannibal man
A loving cup full of lovin' cum
I am the cannibal man
To the left, a bearded clam
Off to the right, the skinny cat man
Now step in our human cannon
I am the cannibal man
Hidey-ho, you had a show
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