Went down to the wedding hall
My best friend was gettin' hitched
All the girls were dressed to the nines
Man, I was getting the itch
The joint was jumpin', the band was rockin'
Even the ugly ones looked good
Could have been the romance, the cheap champagne
Oh man, I was going insane
Got a hot shot, gotta unload
Hot shot, gonna explode
Hot shot, gonna confess
Oh baby, gonna be a mess
Band started playing one of those
Cry your eyes out wedding songs
This was my chance, look at her dance
Well, it didn't take long
She was slip-sliding up and down on me
Felt like a stripper pole
Blue satin dress, gotta confess
Oh man, I was gonna blow
Got a hot shot, gotta unload
Hot shot, gonna explode
Hot shot, gonna be a mess
Oh baby, on your party dress
Got a hot shot, baby don't say no
Hot shot, don't wanna do it alone
Hot shot, gotta confess
Don't wanna have to do it by myself
Pretty maids all in a row
One of them gave me the eye
Said "Hello, how do you do?"
And "Will ya be my bride?"
She said "Baby, now just slow down
This is all just a little too soon
Baby, if you want to skip a step
You can take me right now on a honeymoon"
Got a hot shot, gotta unload
Hot shot, gonna explode
Hot shot, gonna be a mess
Oh baby, on your party dress
Got a hot shot, baby don't say no
Hot shot, don't wanna do it alone
Hot shot, gonna be real soon
Oh baby, on our honeymoon
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