Calling every unit, every unit respond
Don't let him out of your sight
He won't be running too long
I can see him up ahead
A gray sweater on
And if he doesn't respond
What sort of force should be donned?

Only as a last resort should force be applied
And don't allow him to hide
They want him taken alive
Only as a last resort should force be applied
And don't allow him to hide
They want him taken alive

Mr. Berggren give it up, you'll never escape
You have no hope and no prayer
You sure ain't goin' nowhere
Call in every helicopter, follow that man
And if he don't understand
Bring in a translator man
And refrain from shooting just as long as you can
But if it needs to be done
Will you all carry a gun?

Captain, we've lost sight of him
No, there he is now
He's stopped, he's wiping his brow
Wait, he's now running, I vow
We won't let him get away
He's heading due west
And who would ever have guessed
He'd be this big of a pest?

Captain, fire rockets, we are losing his trail
We cannot let this plan fail
The dogs are hot on his trail
Captain, fire rockets, we are losing his trail
We cannot let this plan fail
The dogs are hot on his trail

Helicopter number one, we see him, I'm sure
The visibility's poor
But he just can't run much more
Fire rockets, he won't know what hit him, I'm sure
Before he reaches the shore
A little afternoon gore

Captain, fire rockets, we are losing his trail
We cannot let this plan fail
The dogs are hot on his trail
Captain, fire rockets, we are losing his trail
We cannot let this plan fail
The dogs are hot on his trail

This is Mr. Weiss, yes, yes, the studio chief
I sit in stunned disbelief
That Berggren's causing you grief
Hollywood's in dire need of what he can bring
But it will not be a thing
If he is dead, that's the thing

Still we can't allow him to go back where he came
And though we relish his name
He can go back where he came
Summing up, he died, this best
But if there's no choice
Though we can't gloat and rejoice
Well there just might be no choice
Summing up, he died, this best
But if there's no choice
Though we can't gloat and rejoice
Well there just might be no choice

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